bestfriends

So i find myself in a position today..
to hear my lovely bestfriend rant on and complain
about his shitty job at the court house...
(of course you'd complain as well if:
*your boss is an octogenarian.
*self proclaimed sexist...which is very prominent..considering she loves the other girls around her.
*god knows if the lady likes homosexicles... so hes in a bit of a bind.)

anyways.. digressing..
he calls bitching and moaning.. and i know that its bad
when he has to chain smoke...and both he and i have "quit".. (bad habit..dont do it kiddos)
being bestfriends...for a good while now..there is a point that you can
see your BFF walking down the street while talking to you (on the phone)...
and it feels like if youre walking right next to them..


so i ask him to stop being soooo poopie faced.. and to smile.
of course i know when hes giving me a bullshit smile or a real smile...
and i know he was bullshitting that smile.
and well... he goes.. if i know him so well to tell him what he was doing at that point..


rebuttal: "youre raising your eyebrow and looking at your phone....shut up bitch.. go home..sleep... and i love you "..
reaction: "ooohhhh thats creepy..you know me soo well"





**this is a really disturbing thing.
we need to stop being friends now!!!!