Thursday, July 31, 2008

being.... Filipino...

A quick overview of the Filipino vernacular...


** the alphabet is taken to different heights
v=b's.....ex: very= berry
f= p's.....ex: Filipino= Pilipino

and the Filipino word of the day:
(derived from native tongue, prior to colonization)
"salongpuet"

explanation:
"salong"= to catch
"puet"= butt

... so by extension a salongpuet is a buttcatcher... after colonization it became sillia...
after being a commonwealth..became a chair.


^^ so this is what happens when two Filipinos call each other at 2am
and watch youtube together.
ohhh the laughter..



ok. good night.
airport in 2 hours. fuck

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